I couldn’t look at this and not translate some of the names. Well. Most of them.

• Nahkahousut = Leather Pants
• Pallivaha = Scrotewax (though technically this is archaic Finnish that refers to neither scrotums nor wax, but this is what it sounds like to a modern Finn)
• Lemu = Stench
• Hinthaara = Fagsfork/Fagsgroin (“haara” means both a fork in something and the crotch region of a person)
• Sallittu = Permitted
• Kuuma = Hot
• Venäjä = Russia
• Letku = Hose
• Kaunaa = Grudge (indefinite form, so “some portion of grudge” would be more accurate)
• Vasaroi = Hammers (as in “he hammers)
• Riutta = Reef
• Takaperä = Rearback
• Pyttyvesi = Toilet Bowl Water
• Hepovaara = Horsie Hill/Horsie Danger (“vaara” means both a type of hill and “danger”)
• Homeperseensuo = Moldass’s Swamp
• Pöljä = Dumbass
• Alapitkä = Lower Long
• Sälliperä = Bro Rear
• Paisua = To Swell
• Egypti = Egypt
• Rannikko = Coast (check the location of this to see why it’s so funny)
• Kapee = Narow
• Koura = Large Hand
• Myrkky = Poison
• Tiukka = Tight
• Housu = Pant (as in pants)
• Vuoto = Leak
• Varvas = Toe
• Möykky = Lump
• Pikku-Melanen = Small-Paddled (“paddle” is one of the many Finnish euphemisms for penis)
• Iso-Kiimanen = Large-in-Heat (as in the heat of animals)
• Vetelä = Sloppy
• Paskalampinneva = Shitpondspoorfen
• Iso Mällineva = Big Wad Poorfen
• Kivesniemi = Testicle Peninsula (from this you can probably figure out that Kivesvaara = Testicle Hill/Testicle Danger and Kiveskylä = Testicle Village)
• Punaperä = Redrear
• Runkaus = Wank (well, one letter away from it)
• Terska = Foreskin
• Pikkumulkku = Smallprick (accompanied by Isomulkku, “Bigprick”)
• Mulkkusaari = Prick Island (“naturally located on Testicle Lake”)
• Saaranpaskantamasaari = Island-Which-Has-Been-Shat-By-Saara
• Peräsuolijoki = Rectum River
• Oranki = Orangutang
• Vyöni = My Belt
• Kiimamaa = Heatland
• Kusipää = lit. Pisshead, figuratively more like “Dickhead”
• Vitunviheltämäaapa = String Bog of the Whistling Cunt
• Suurkovanselkä = Greathardsback
• Kakkinen = Poopie (roughly)
• Paskalomavaara = Shitvacationdanger
• Kutusuvannonpää = Spawn-stream pool’s-end

It’s a beautiful country with a beautiful language.